Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

MARION COUNTY, Fla. -- A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home. The roommate was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints.


:P fuzzbox said...

That is some serious anger management issues. It must have been building. One $hitty deal after another.
yep, thank goodness they weren't arguing about something important, think what he might have done to the roommate

siren said...

It must have been the really good kind.
never thought of that -- to be killed over Northern Tissue would be one thing, but to be killed over a store brand!!!!!!

The Phoenix said...

Sledgehammer and claw hammer? What's the criminal's name? Wolverine Thor?
good point, I wonder if the sledgehammer and claw hammer were already in the bathroom, 'cuz that is where I keep mine

stan said...

Although you gotta admit, "Bludgeoned With a Plunger" does have a nice ring to it.

Bruce said...

I guess he squeezed the charmin one too mant times...