Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue


MARION COUNTY, Fla. -- A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home. The roommate was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints.

5 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

That is some serious anger management issues. It must have been building. One $hitty deal after another.
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yep, thank goodness they weren't arguing about something important, think what he might have done to the roommate

siren said...

It must have been the really good kind.
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never thought of that -- to be killed over Northern Tissue would be one thing, but to be killed over a store brand!!!!!!

The Phoenix said...

Sledgehammer and claw hammer? What's the criminal's name? Wolverine Thor?
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good point, I wonder if the sledgehammer and claw hammer were already in the bathroom, 'cuz that is where I keep mine

stan said...

Although you gotta admit, "Bludgeoned With a Plunger" does have a nice ring to it.

Bruce said...

I guess he squeezed the charmin one too mant times...