Monday, November 09, 2009

Absolutely pointless--it's perfect

Friday, November 06, 2009

A tiny milestone in the history of publishing...

I sold my 200th copy on amazon.com in the wee hours of this morning!

Thursday, November 05, 2009

I decided that I'm not getting older...

...gravity is getting stronger.

Monday, November 02, 2009

silly signs to waste some time

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Calling Charlie Tuna! Mr. Tuna!

Levi is going full-monty in Playgirl.

Here he is going half-monty changing a diaper.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Monday morning waste of time inspiration!

Friday, October 23, 2009

A week of yard work

I have been working in the year all week, except for yesterday when it rained alllllllllllllllllllllllll daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I am trying to sell my snow blower -- it has 6 forward speeds and two reverse -- but I need to have it serviced first.

My riding mower has two blades. They clank together when I start the mower so I have to have that fixed.

My power mower is self propelled but it just ain't propelling! That also needs to be fixed.

I paid a plumber to fix three plumbing problems. He charged me $485. Two of the problems he didn't actually fix.

I've had my car for 2 years. I just discovered that it has a voice-activated radio. That seems to me to the the most useless idea of all time. On the other hand, they should put trash compactors in cars -- little tiny trash compactors.

Mechanically yours,

Jim

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Happy Monday! Give this puppy a try.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Oops!

The city has added a sidewalk to one of the streets near where I live. We have rural-type mailboxes so they left space between the curb and the new sidewalk for the mailbox poles. Oops, they didn't leave enough room for the, you know, mailboxes. The have had to turn them all sideways on the side of the street with the sidewalk. I don't know if the mailman in his little post office truck has to pull into each driveway. A closeup of one of the mailboxes is below. The street is still technically closed--I guess they don't want people to laugh at the funny row of mailboxes. Oops!