Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Conversation this evening on the way to McDonald's

Dave: How many years do there have to be to be considered a late child?

Jim: Five, there have to be five years between you and the next oldest. [I just guessed.]

Dave: There's seven between ||||||||| and me.

Jim: I know.

Dave: How does that happen?

Jim: Oysters.

LONG PAUSE

Dave: What do you do with the oysters?

1 comment:

Spinster said...

I think you and Dave are people that I would like to be next to at a bar. You'd be fun to listen to while I pretend to read the RFT. If I grab a napkin and start scribbling, I'm taking notes.
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Dave is funny because he does not realize that he is funny. He lives completely in the davosphere!