Saturday, February 25, 2006

Chemo and some chips

Old Jay Leno routine: "What kind of a ying-yang goes to Montgomery Wards for a lawyer? 'Hey honey, let's pick up some snow tires and, while we're there, get a lawyer for that manslaughter indictment.'"

Wal*Mart plans to open more than 50 in-store health clinics this year, for employees and customers. Cost: $40 per visit.

Four years of undergraduate school, 4 years of medical school, and 3 to 8 years of internship and residency to be a doctor in a Wal*Mart.

1 comment:

stan said...

I heard that they want to get into banking, too.

It's only a matter of time before they offer to pay their employees in store credit, and offer Wal*Mart employee housing connected right to the stores. Then they'll incorporate into small Wal*Mart cities, applying for special Wal*Mart ZIP codes and everything.
attracting sick people to a place that sells groceries, what a good idea