Sunday, February 19, 2006

Here's a good Saturday Night rule of thumb...

If you ever get so drunk that your friends can draw on you, and not awaken you, you need to get sober, drink less, and find new friends.

4 comments:

Ben Heller said...

That's not Dave is it ? Don't tell me you let Rooty get in the crayon cupboard again ?
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Dave would be more likely to draw on Rooty. :)

:P fuzzbox said...

I thought that it was the duty of a true friend to pull pranks on passed out buddies. Who knew?
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this guy is way passed "passed out" -- more like comatose

Ranea said...

Sure, blame the dog! I thought that only worked in cases of gas:)
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Smelly Cat by Pheobe

Chorus:
Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...

They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

Graham said...

Draw on you? How about so ripped to the tits on vodka and pot (student days , what fun memories)that your so called 'friends' shave off your eyebrows?
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worse if they had shave off only one, 'cuz then you'd look silly :)