Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The 100 unsexiest men in the world, unrelated to our own beloved Phoenix, has put out a list of the 100 unsexiest men. First on the list is comedian Gilbert Gottfried (pictured above). I don't know about you, but I know lots of people who are uglier. This is their description of Gilbert: "Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but that still can't save him. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman." Ouch!

At Number 23 is Bill Gates: "To quote Dana Carvey: "Gates apparently made a deal with the devil: 'You can have $60 billion, but you have to go through life looking like a turtle.'""

And, at 100 is Brad Pitt: "He may look good, but if the rumors about his hygiene and BO issues are true, then he's probably not worth it."


Jay said...

I have to say, I kind of agree about Brad Pitt. I never got that.

Also loved the Dr Phil dis, was pleased to see Chad Kroeger making an appearance. Man, I could have written this list myself. In fact, I think I have once or twice.
I had to look a bunch of them up, never ever heard of them -- didn't one of Dr. Phil's sons just marry a Miss World or Miss September or something??????

Amy in SC said...

I think it's hilarious that guys made this list. Seriously, since when do guys have any idea what women think or want. Just about as often as women have any freakin' idea what you guys are thinking!

PS I'll take funny and successful over "can't pass up a plate glass window without stopping" any day
the site belongs to the Boston Phoenix, an alternative newspaper like the Riverfront Times in St. Louis, so they would naturally do the opposite of what you expect

The Phoenix said...

Gilbert is pretty fugly, I must agree. Thanks for calling me "beloved." I feel very warm and special.
enough to clean out my roof gutters?

Christie said...

I never thought Brad Pitt was hot. In fact I always thought he was rather ugly...
I never thought he could act