Thursday, June 15, 2006

World's worst job...

It's 12 o'clock, do you know where your brains are?

"It's just temporary, I'm really an actor."

The nation reaches 'full employment.'

"The want-ad said 'Clapper Needed' -- I thought they were hiring someone to sit in an audience and applaud."

The post post-industrial economy, humans replace technology.

"The sundial guy gets all the babes, as if that's really a second hand!"


:P fuzzbox said...

I don't know who that guy is but his face rings a bell.
LOL -- major funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Phoenix said...

Yo quero taco bell.

Pixie said...

is he naked ? I cant quite tell I can see something little dangeling but am not sure- post a bigger picture next time Jim ;)

Ps i am not a perv - honest! I just wondered what impact hitting the bell would have on other body parts.

Jim said...

BLOGGER is acting up, so I'll answer the comments the old-fashion way :)

Phoenix -- I suspected you were bi



Pixie -- it's a statue, I don't believe it's anatomically correct, but if it were he'd have brass b@lls.

Pixie said...

LOL Jim, such a quick wit!
I used to be a slow wit but then I switched to Red Bull so just today I put a new roof on my house, rebuilt the engine in my car, ran a 10K, and learned to speak Portuguese

stan said...

"I fractured my skull in three places, but at least an angel got its wings!"
sorry to hear about your skull, hope you feel better soon