Thursday, June 15, 2006

World's worst job...

It's 12 o'clock, do you know where your brains are?

"It's just temporary, I'm really an actor."

The nation reaches 'full employment.'

"The want-ad said 'Clapper Needed' -- I thought they were hiring someone to sit in an audience and applaud."

The post post-industrial economy, humans replace technology.

"The sundial guy gets all the babes, as if that's really a second hand!"

6 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

I don't know who that guy is but his face rings a bell.
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LOL -- major funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Phoenix said...

Yo quero taco bell.

Pixie said...

is he naked ? I cant quite tell I can see something little dangeling but am not sure- post a bigger picture next time Jim ;)

Ps i am not a perv - honest! I just wondered what impact hitting the bell would have on other body parts.

Jim said...

BLOGGER is acting up, so I'll answer the comments the old-fashion way :)

Phoenix -- I suspected you were bi


ligual.

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Pixie -- it's a statue, I don't believe it's anatomically correct, but if it were he'd have brass b@lls.

Pixie said...

LOL Jim, such a quick wit!
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I used to be a slow wit but then I switched to Red Bull so just today I put a new roof on my house, rebuilt the engine in my car, ran a 10K, and learned to speak Portuguese

stan said...

"I fractured my skull in three places, but at least an angel got its wings!"
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sorry to hear about your skull, hope you feel better soon