Monday, June 19, 2006

How to get 'Rockin Chair Money' in Missouri

[The following is from the state website.]

The basic requirements for collecting unemployment are:

You must be determined to be unemployed through no fault of your own as defined under Missouri law. <-- I promise that I will conscientiously and diligently, tirelessly and tenaciously, do my best to stay unemployed under all circumstances which are beyond my control, so help me Kato Kalin.


The Phoenix said...

Kato is still unemployed? With all the semi-celebrity reality shows, couldn't he at least be asked to be in one of them?
I think he pops up on the Playboy Channel every now and then

:P fuzzbox said...

Kato is a guest commentator on VH-1's I love the '90's. Maybe it's a comeback for a never been.
he was also the "host" on one of those "Judge _______" TV shows, but I don't think it lasted.

The Phoenix said...

No pun intended Jim???
who me????? never