Monday, June 19, 2006

How to get 'Rockin Chair Money' in Missouri

[The following is from the state website.]

The basic requirements for collecting unemployment are:
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You must be determined to be unemployed through no fault of your own as defined under Missouri law. <-- I promise that I will conscientiously and diligently, tirelessly and tenaciously, do my best to stay unemployed under all circumstances which are beyond my control, so help me Kato Kalin.

3 comments:

The Phoenix said...

Kato is still unemployed? With all the semi-celebrity reality shows, couldn't he at least be asked to be in one of them?
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I think he pops up on the Playboy Channel every now and then

:P fuzzbox said...

Kato is a guest commentator on VH-1's I love the '90's. Maybe it's a comeback for a never been.
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he was also the "host" on one of those "Judge _______" TV shows, but I don't think it lasted.

The Phoenix said...

No pun intended Jim???
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who me????? never