Saturday, December 10, 2005

No Stocking-Stuffer Jokes Please!


The Bulge - Package Appearance Enhancer

For the man who has, well, less than everything.

Phoenix recently posted a penetrating and exhaustive expose of the short-comings of many penis-enhancement products. For those guys who want more immediate gratification, or at least the appearance thereof, there is The Bulge, $19.99, which is especially suggested for men who swim in cold water.

11 comments:

Nonsensical_Flounderings said...

So I can now wear Speedos whoo hooo.

I shall ask the wife to get these as a stocking stuffer heh-heh.

Mik

Nonsensical_Flounderings said...

Oops, my bad I just saw title of that post, pay attention Mik!

Jim said...

it seems to be a 'one size fit all' thing -- you would think they would have a model for swimmers called the George Costanza -- plus, there should be some choice of sizes, and religion :)

Meagan said...

heh. I logged on to make a mocking comment about a website called shopinprivate.com, but then I went there, and hmmm, that's a novel idea! I bet they get a lot of business from totally respectable people.

Jim said...

they have a number of sites, the wildest being http://www.bachelorette.com/

Willow said...

I didn't think you could do it, but you've sunk to a new low!

Jim said...

so that means you don't want to read the top ten list that I removed????

Nonsensical_Flounderings said...

There is defintely some interesting items on that site where you got this item info from.

Mik

Jim said...

Mik -- I always wonder about the people who work in the factories that make things like penis-shaped straws -- would being moved to vibrators be considered a promotion???

Pixie said...

Heh I had a good look around that site, But why would eyebrow tweezers be listed under Embarrassing ?? I can see head lice , Prep H etc but tweezers ???

Jim said...

Pixie -- buying tweezers can be intimidating for a guy -- I went to buy a pair at Walgreen's once but fled in terror, there is an entire wall full of them!!!!!

my actual guess is that they stock stuff like that to increase the likely amount of each order, like all that stuff at the checkout lines in the grocery store, or McDonald's asking if "you want fries with that?"