The headline above is from MSNBC.com -- with the subhed:
Recluse who hid mom’s death to keep collecting her checks receives 7 years
And, now for the strange part:
According to msnbc.com: "Schuth [the recluse] has said he fantasized about being married to 'Alias' star Jennifer Garner. At his sentencing, he said: 'I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy Ben Affleck for involving them in my fantasies.'"
6 comments:
"her pool boy Ben Affleck"???
Hmmm.
and I thought my relatives are a little wacko
I had to check the name to make sure it wasn't any of my relatives!
there are a thousand bad jokes here, like what did he do for Mother's Day?
I think Mama dropped him on his head when he was a baby. 7 years he collected those checks????
I thought her pool boy was Matt Damon.
silly phoenix, Matt Damon is Ben Affleck's pool boy
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