Tuesday, November 08, 2005

A Police Dog Ate My Homework

When I was a college student, the secretaries from the dean's office interrupted a class I was in because the President of the United States wanted to talk to one of the students in the class on the telephone. That was impressive, but it really doesn't get you anything, the guy had straight-A's anyway.

One the other hand, the Allegheny County (PA) police department recently blew up an eighth-grader's science project that was unintentionally left near the greeting cards display at a local drugstore. How cool is that! It has to be the greatest excuse ever: the Bomb Squad nuked my homework assignment!

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