Monday, November 28, 2005

Nick Lachey to Marry Tom Cruise

Jessica Simpson Declares She Is Once Again A Virgin

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Tom Cruise, come out of the closet."

*muffled voice* "I'm not coming out."

The Phoenix said...

I knew it! I guess Tom was able to utilize the power of psychiatry to steal Nick away from Jessica.

Jim said...

*muffled voice* "Timberlake, get off of my foot"

Jim said...

phoenix -- lachey needs to attach his faded career to someone famous fast, I doubt that he cares who

The Phoenix said...

I'm thinking he's going to reform 98 degrees and focus on a comeback.

NOT!

Jim said...

actually, he's going to have a sitcom -- I wonder who gets the house???

Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis said...

Okay, I know who Tom Cruise is but wasn't Nick Lackey like, 2/5ths of New Kids On The Block or 1 and 1/4 of *NSync?

I can never keep them straight.

Meanwhile, back in Hollywood:

"The Marriage? You can't handle the marriage!"

Jim said...

you didn't watch the Newlyweds on MTV, with Jessica and Nick -- what fun, watching their marriage slowly crumble from week to week (my favorite, him telling her that what he wanted for Christmas that year is to have sex at least once a week, ouch)