Great Litigations Bullwinkle!

A New York judge ordered the online dating service Great Expectations to refund the fees charged to two "intelligent, well-spoken and attractive professional women" after they got no dates. One woman had paid $1,000 for a six-month deal, the other paid $3,790 for a 54-month "Marriage Program" and "Platinum Shopper" contract. Please be aware that for $3,790, I'll be happy to go out on a date with you. For an extra thousand bucks, I'll marry you. What the hell, for ten-thousand in cash, I'll bear your children, or at least be willing to change their diapers!