Top Ten Things Heard at the Mount Sterling Testicle Festival

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Top Ten Things Heard at the Mount Sterling Testicle Festival
10. "I told Dave, 'Catch the bull by the horns, by the horns!'" [Jim]
9. "She got mine in the divorce." [Jim]
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7. "Stop playing with your food!" [Jim]
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5. "Envy has nothing to do with it Janet, I just think referring to your sandwich as "Antonio Banderas" is in bad taste." [submitted by Anonymous, edited by Jim]
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2. "We're eating WHAT!" [Anonymous]
And, the Number One Thing heard at the Mount Sterling Testicle Festival:
1. "No wonder them cows were contented."