The Top Ten Telephone Company Euphemisms for Death

10. He has been permanently disconnected
9. His ringer just gave out
8. He received his Final Notice
7. His number is really unlisted
6. He has no more use for Call Waiting
5. He reached out and touched someone once too often
4. His dial tone won’t be coming back
3. He’s where no operator can assist him now
2. Roaming charges, no longer an issue
And, the Number One telephone company euphemism for death:
1. His new Area Code is 666.