And You Better Not Step on the Grass Either

I stopped for a burger in a nearby town yesterday. Across the street from where I got the burger is a church. On the church is a large sign that reads: "Church Parking Only - All Violators Will Be Towed At Their Own Expense." Doesn't that seem a tad harsh, especially for a church, for a parking lot that they only use once a week, in essentially a residential neighborhood. And, they probably mean that the car would be towed, not the person. It's all likely based on the lesser know Sermon on the Parking Lot -- "Blessed are them that tow, for they shall inherit the best spots."