Some Wacky Pooch This Way Cometh

Rooty the Dog is left-handed (left-pawed). He sleeps with his eyes open (spooky!). And he absolutely will not come when he is called. If I need him, I have to turn on a vacuum cleaner, DustBuster, or other noisy small appliance and he will respond at 100 miles per hour. He then tries to kill whatever I used to attract his attention. See photo. We have a sizeable graveyard of small appliances