It is hereby resolved that you may smack in the head any buttehead who sits in a VIP seat behind the batter at a major league baseball game and talks on his cell phone throughout the entire game. Be it further resolved, that if said buttehead in the VIP seats not only talks on his cell phone but also waves at his friends at home every time he knows he is on camera, you may beat him senseless and also receive a complementary beverage.
ps. Tuesday is the first day of summer. Remember to get naked and kiss a squirrel.
Monday, June 20, 2005
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