Ask Not For Whom the Wind Blows

Before we have any hurricanes, I want to be on record as being tired of having them named after people. The names are either spelled funny or it’s a name that nobody you know actually has.

I vote we name them after rock groups. Hurricane U2. Hurricane Nine Inch Nails. Hurricane Los Temerarios. Hurricane Puff Daddy. Hurricane Foo Fighters. Hurricane Ying Yang Twins.

It's just an idea. I would really like Hurricane Smashing Pumpkins. Wouldn't that be fun! But then, we'd also have Hurricane Goo Goo Dolls. How would you like to be killed in Hurricane Goo Goo Dolls?

Maybe we could just name them after kitties instead.