Sunday, June 26, 2005

The Armed Gunman Slipped on the Frozen Ice and Dropped His Free Gift

It's tuna, just tuna. Don't call it tuna fish! Tuna is fish. Saying "I took a tuna fish sandwich to work" is like saying you drove there in your "Chevrolet car." Stop it! It's annoying! It's the 8th Deadly Sin: redundancy. So let's all join together in a common consensus of opinion and observe the basic fundamentals of grammatical syntex and never at any time repeat again this erroneous mistake. By the way, I'm probably all alone by myself in liking my tuna with tomato ketchup.

ps. I think there are 15, but I sin so frequently it's hard for me to count the total number.

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