Saturday, November 04, 2006

At least now we know why Vinnie was always climbing through the window...

Doogie Howser is gay!

The day after the publicist for Neil Patrick Harris issued a statement saying the actor was not gay, Harris told People Magazine that he is gay and proud of it and in love with fellow actor David Burtka (on left in photo above).

This tops that!

Police in El Cerritoa CA arrested 33-year-old John Sheehan near the BART mass transit station after passerbys complained that Sheehan was naked, exposing himself, and, well, dating himself. He was also charged with one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon after he told police he has a screwdriver up his, well, anal cavity. "Unsure about what to do, police called for a fire engine. Firefighters quickly decided that an emergency room would be better equipped to deal with the situation." [Contra Costa Times]

4 comments:

The Phoenix said...

I think Harris and Lance Bass from N'Sync would make a lovely couple.
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puh-tey-toh, puh-tey-tuh

Bruce said...

Never saw this one coming(insert sarcastic look here)...
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probably neither did Burtka the first time

:P fuzzbox said...

I wonder if his anus required a flat or a Phillips head screwdriver.
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the better question, perhaps, is why in the world the police called the fire department??? for their experience in getting lost kitties out of trees?????

Bruce said...

I just read the story about the naked guy, and it said that the "weapon" was wrapped in electrical tape. Jeez...
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maybe he had a screw loose