Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Our marketing award winner of the week!

Madam Kerry, Sydney, Australian, has announced she is giving the customers to her brothel 20 Australian cents per litre towards their next gas purchase. [I think this is about 59 cents per gallon.)

Kerry said that the rising cost of gasoline is hurting the sex industry and "... we wanted to find a way to give something back to our clients."

All of the jokes that I can think of start with "Tired of getting screwed at the pumps..."

[Prostitution is not illegal in Australia, but usually restricted near schools, churches, and hospitals. I can understand about schools and churches, but what earthly difference would being next to a hospital make?]


The Phoenix said...

I think many of the hospitals are Catholic, so there are churches inside those hospitals.

Although it makes a lot of sense to have these cat houses near a hospital for many reasons.

David Amulet said...

Quality marketing. I approve.

-- david

David Amulet said...

Jim: Sorry to hear about your family crisis. My thoughts are with you.

-- david

starbender said...

jim hon,
why are all u'r luv'd one's dying?
How very sad 4 U :"(