Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Fellow blogger Graham had too much class to discuss this in his blog...

not a problem that I have:

Graham reports that a man in Serbia had sex with a hedgehog.

The hedgehog was unharmed, but probably very confused, and undoubtedly very busy telling Tootsie Roll jokes to the other hedgehogs.

The guy, well, ended up with a severely lacerated penis. Seems that hedgehogs have needles or spines much like a porcupine has quills.

It could have been much worse, of course, if the guy had played for a different team -- the needles would have been up his, well you get the general idea.

For his pain and suffering, we're going to give the guy three Crying David Beckhams:For being immensely stupid, we're giving him a full five Guy Who Thought He Could Fly:


:P fuzzbox said...

That's one painful way to get a Prince Albert.
it sounds like some really bad serbian fraternity initiation

Carnealian said...

And what do we give a man with apparently the world's smallest penis???
tootsie rolls are traditional, but this guy gets a half toothpick :)

Pixie said...

Aww hedgehods are so cute but full of FLEAS!!

Loving the David Beckham pics LMAO

Do they have hedgehogs in the US ?
no native hedgehogs in north America, although we are about up to our elbows in armadillos, which have extended their range as far north as Missouri