Whirltag or Maypool?

We can all heave a sigh of relief, breathe a little easier, sleep a little sounder, Whirlpool has bought Maytag thereby keeping it out of the hands of them awful Chinese who wanted to buy Maytag. We sure dodged that bullet, so to speak. Think what them Chinese could have done if allowed to combine our advanced washing-machine technology with all that otherwise unimportant electronic stuff we done already taught them. Imagine the horror if the Chinese-made PC you are reading this on had a spin cycle! Or, if your new Chinese-made flat-panel TV had a Fluff setting (other than the WB)! Oh sure, lots of Americans will lose their jobs when the two companies are combined, but we all have to be prepared to make sacrifices to keep them Chinese from knowing the secrets of fabric softener dispensing.