Thursday, August 04, 2005

The Top Ten Advantages of a Trampoline Farm

The Top Ten Advantages of a Trampoline Farm
10. Butter directly from Bossie. (Jim)
9. Chickens lay scrambled eggs. (Jim)
8. Pigs are lean and lanky. (Jim)
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3. Cow chips throw themselves (Anonymous, edited and censored by Jim)
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And, the Number One Advantage of a Trampoline Farm:
1. Them cows just tip themselves.

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