Tuesday, August 30, 2005

But Why Is His Hand Stuck To His Head?

From the latest edition of the Weekly World News supermarket tabloid:

TURNER JENSEN, a pharmacist in Skyfine, Wyo., got into a sticky spot after he confused Super Glue with hemorrhoid cream, says an E.R. physician who treated several victims.

"All over town, people were sealing their a***s shut, while school kids were crying because they couldn't make their projects stick together," says Dr. Ryan Seasee.

The front page article actually gets more explicit, but never explains the picture.

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