Monday, August 08, 2005


Some 35,000 cows roam the streets of New Delhi, India. We should try that, it's exactly what St. Louis needs -- cows on Market Street, cows in the depressed lanes, cows in Busch, cows downing Busch. Got the idea? They could graze among the gawkers on the arch grounds and mingle amidst the uber-cool in the Central West End. New Delhi has a much larger population than City of St. Louis, however, so proportionally we would only need about a thousand cows. They could eat the weeds. They could chase Cubs fans. The Serra Sculpture could be their corral. It's so utterly ridiculous it just might work.

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