Monday, July 10, 2006

A dog is running for governor of Alaska!

Altogether not a bad idea!

If Rooty were governor:
Tummy-scratching would replace lobbying.
Chipmunk and squirrel would be served in public school cafeterias.
Vetoes would be replaced by a bite-in-the-ass.

2 comments:

The Phoenix said...

Either a bite or a good friendly sniff.
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it would liven up Meet the Press

Amy in StL said...

Actually, in some rural areas, I'm surprised they don't already serve squirrel.
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nope, just possum