Jessica Simpson could sing the National Anthem and do the play-by-play.

The All-Star Game is July 12th. It is usually so boring! We need to give it a little umph! Since it is pretty much a pretend made-up thing anyway, we could make it more like reality TV, be a part of the fad. How about letting the players on each team vote off one player each inning? That would be fun. Any player who strikes out would have to eat worms. I'm liking it much better already. Make an error, lose an ear. Okay, too far!