The Fruit Bus Don't Stop Here No More

Do you think they mean fruit buzz, whatever that might be? Maybe it's drug slang, but I don't believe smoking an apple slice at McDonald's is going to give you that much of a high. Fruit buzz could mean gossip about fruit -- "Did you hear what the grapes did last night?" -- but even our little village is not that dull. Oh. You're right! I didn't read the whole sign. Of course. You get your fruit buzz by eating your Fruit & Walnut Salad while inhaling diesel fumes. Nothing quite says fine dining like simultaneously ingesting petrochemical vapors and grapes.