Hey, There's A Lake Full of Water Close By

There are no women in my household. I bring this up because the faucet in my kitchen is broken. That's right, no water in the kitchen. If you are a guy, you probably don't see a problem. If you are a woman reading this, you are probably stunned and appalled. It gets worse. The facet has been broken since before the 4th. That's right, no water in the kitchen since before the holiday weekend. The guys are still trying to figure out what the problem is. The gals have just fainted.