Saturday, July 30, 2005

How Did The Chicken Cross The Road? She Read The Instructions!

Were they having a problem with people walking when it said "Don't Walk" or just standing there like big lumps when it said "Walk" or just frozen in the middle of the intersection like traffic cones when it was flashing? Perhaps if you don't grasp the concept of walk and don't walk you shouldn't be trying to cross the street in the first place. On the other hand, maybe they're on to something. We could put "Stop on Red" and "Go on Green" signs on all the traffic lights. How about "Pee Then Leave" signs on the urinals? "Turn On To Watch" signs on the TV's? "Turn Key To Start Car" signs on every dash? I don't know, there are just some things that should not need to be said.

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