Friday, May 27, 2005

A Peanut Butter and Quandary Sandwich

I'll never understand the hot dog, frank, and wiener thing, but I think I've got this one pretty well figured out. Jelly is clear and quivers. Preserves are lumpy jelly. Jam is cloudy and thick. Conserves are lumpy jam. But what the hell are marmalades?

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