Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Just when you thought I could not get any more shallow

I have been interviewing attractive people to hire to stand by the pool this summer. I win the shallowness award!

I have not decided if I'm going to let them in the water, however, being attractive you don't know where they've been.

[Insert your own "shallow end of the pool" joke about here.]

2 comments:

Amy in StL said...

I've always been a swimming in the water rather than laying by the pool kind of girl! So I guess I won't apply for this job!

Jim said...

Amy -- I have an opening for mermaid if you don't mind wearing the giant fin!!! :)