Tuesday, January 02, 2007

A REALLY bad way to start the new year!

Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.



The Phoenix said...

I read this story too...sounds like he got a little lesson on human anatomy and biology.

I bet after getting unstuck, he was quite testy.

Pixie said...

Ouch !!

happy 2007 Jim :)
have a great 2007 Pixie!!!

Anonymous said...

Hello, what about applying ICE to the affected area? Shrink everything back down, save yourself having to buy a new deck chair!!!
not to dwell on this, but if they were so shrunk up how did they hand down far enough to even reach the slates -- I tried this in a reclining chair and it seems sort of impossible (not 'size' wisecracks please)