Monday, September 05, 2005

Naked Chef Kills Turkey

Actually, he killed Turkey Twizzlers (pictured above). Actually, he just got them banned from English schools. Actually, he's not naked. Actually, he's Jamie Oliver, whose cooking show was called The Naked Chef. Actually, once they were banned from the schools, supermarket sales increased. So, actually, the problem is the parents, not the kids. Actually.

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