Monday, November 26, 2007

TUMS are made of ground-up marble...

...so why do the bottles have expiration dates? What does marble become when it goes bad, Formica?
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David Amulet said...

And here I thought Tums were made of ground-up quaaludes.

-- david

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David -- I know not what of you speak, but don't the good ones come from Mexico???


2 comments:

David Amulet said...

And here I thought Tums were made of ground-up quaaludes.

-- david

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