Tuesday, July 17, 2007

"Woman accused of trying to set boyfriend on fire"

The headline above was a headline in today's newspaper.

I believe that, technically speaking, after you strike the match he's no longer your boyfriend!


Willow said...

Come on! It was just that once. Can't you forgive me? I promise not to do it again!

Actually, I do know a woman who has repeatedly set fire to her husband's socks while he was wearing them. They both think it's hilarious, which explains why they're still together.

David Amulet said...

I'm not so sure. I know many dumb people that would take their boy/girlfirend back after that. Sad, but true.

-- david