Wednesday, April 20, 2005

For Whom the Coins Roll

I have glasses to read. Glasses to see the computer screen. Glasses to see distance. That is why I always seem to have one or more pair on top of my head. By an odd coincidence, the distance to my computer screen is exactly the same distance as the hand of the person giving back your change at the drive-up window at McDonalds. Since I do not bring the distance-to-the-computer-screen glasses with me to McDonalds, this means that I am always the dork in the drive-thru line in front of you who invariably drops his change on the pavement. Rather than cursing to no avail, come on up and say Hey! Give a dork a break today.

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