Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The new rules

No more saying 'more proud' instead of 'prouder' -- same for 'more funny' and 'more heavy.'

No more standing and staring at the meat cooler in the grocery store.

No more talking on your cell phone when you're riding a bicycle, on the highway, in traffic. (Few roads in Illinois have shoulders.)

2 comments:

sleepyrn said...

Are these new rules you have imposed on yourself or on others. I'd have to say if someone said "more funny" to me I'd just look at them and ask what their FIRST language is.

Chicken Little said...

I couldn't be more proud of this list. You are more funny than everyone else.