From Carson, Letterman, and Leno:How hot is it?
It's so hot today that Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.
It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody”
It was so hot out that North Korea test launched a long range Popsicle.
It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.
It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
Its so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders
It's so hot that I have discovered that asphalt has a liquid state.
It's so hot water now comes out of both taps.
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