Start your week with some optical illusions

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In case you fell bad about missing my birthday...

No, wait,I actually have one of these! [True!]

Call me if your bulldozer even breaks down!

This was the week that was...

A Pennasylvania school district passed out 2,300 laptops, then used their built in cameras to spy on students, at home, in their bedrooms. [Note: This is the logical result of our conservative supreme court saying schools can control what students do when they are off school property.]

There is a rooster loose in the Soulard histroic neighborhood south of downtoan St. Louis. It is keeping people awake with its crowing. So, and I am not making this up, the St. Louis Board of Aldermen passed a law against roosters in the city. It is unclear how to enforce the law against a ferrel chicken. [Note: The rooster is universally known in the neighborhood as Jerry Seinfeld.I don't know why.]

GM is going to paid the CEO it sacked $60,000 A MONTH for 20 hours per month of consulting. Anyone who still does not understand why the US auto industry is a diaster please raise your hand!

I have a friend who was in Manhatten when the planes flew into the WTC towers. He was in Austin this week when the plane flew into the IRS highrise. Spooky.

Hey!

It snowed, again!

Maybe they took 'Get Organized' to seriously!

This is truely strange!

NOTE: It's the same guy. It has been photoshopped, probably for a phtotgraphy class.

The good jokes never get old:

The Olympics.

People trying to win jewelry.

I received the original message. I thought they'd gone nuts!

SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

I had to turn Comments off on all postings, hopefully just a s short amount of time. I have been hit was spam Comments bad!

The greatest waste of time ever!

Stare Down Betty -- Click Here

She blinks at random.

Ozzie likes to sit out in the cold, so I have a web camera in the garage so I can see when he wants in.

The door is actually open, but just not quite wide enough. Ozzie refuses to push a door open.

The creepy thing is that he appears to be looking at the camera.

OH THE HUMANA...oh you know

Just as every guy knows that clothes dryers eat socks, every guy also know that individual Cheerios escape from the box only to fall to their death This is the only explanation for the numebr of Cheerios on my kitchen floor.

Jim's big garage sale!

I'm selling thing on eBay!
The snowblower and power tools get the most bids.
I have a bad habit of buying the most expensive power tool to do one specific thing--so most of the saws have cut one board max.

Use some Monday time adding to this list!

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