Tuesday, January 08, 2008

We now know the speed of stupid

(AP) A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.

Full Story, from the AP


Carnealian said...

Ha! Karma strikes again! There was a guy that came into a local sandwich shop (one I worked at for a summer). He had a gun in his pocket and when he sat down at the table, the gun fell out onto the floor and discharged. He got shot in the leg.

Jim said...

carn -- my rule is If there's gunplay, I seek other employment.