Last week was crazy criminal week!

1. Car being chased by police at speeds up to 90 MPH pulls into Taco Bell. "I'm going to jail so I figured I'll take one last trip to the Bell!"

2. Bank robbers disguise so poor that teller greets him by name. He still robs the branch where he normally banks.

3. Convenience store robber fills out raffle ticket with his real name and address and puts it in box before robbing the clerk.

4. Teen tries to rob store by saying the banana under his shirt is a gun. Owner and a customer jump him and hold him for police. While he is waiting, teen eats the banana. Cops joke that the are going to charge him with destroying evidence.

Happy Monday!