The Canadians are coming! The Canadians are coming!

And their bacon is ham!

The Canadians should be rolling in in a few years or so, at least those who are good swimmers.

Canada north of the Great Lakes is tilting our way.

The first clue was the level of the Great Lakes being a little lower each year along the Canadian shores and, at the same time, being a little higher each year on the American side.

Goodbye Chicago!

The scientists have proven it -- the Canadian side is rising 1/10 of an inch each year. So, at one inch per decade and ten inches per century, it's only a matter of time. Baby strollers and little red wagons will probably come first.

Does anyone what to speak on behalf of Gary, Indiana?