My grandmother wants her school taxes back, posthumously...

I was at my mother's yesterday.

A woman rang the doorbell.

"How do I get through to the yard sale?"

"We're not having a yard sale."

"Does your yard go through to the next street?"

"Yes."

"How do I get through to the yard sale?"

"We're not having a yard sale."

"Could you open the gate for me?"

"No."

I closed the door.