Lettuce Prey

The local Catholic high school (I'm in Missouri) has installed one of those two-sided LED signs, the kind you usually see in front of banks and pawn shops, that display the Woodstock-version of a waving American flag interspersed with inane messages and the time and temperature. The school's motivation, I assume, is a lesser know passage from the Sermon on the Mount: "Blessed are they who distract passing motorists with climatic date for they shall inherit the Weather Channel."