"The General Rules of the Cemetery"Saturday, April 07, 2007
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PLEASE BUS YOUR OWN GRAVESITES. TRASH CANS ARE LOCATED BY EACH EXIT.
NO ALCOHOL IN GLASS BOTTLES; IT MAKES THE SPIRITS ANGRY.
NO CHOREOGRAPHED DANCING WITH A ZOMBIFIED MICHAEL JACKSON AT ANY TIME.
THIS CEMETERY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR STOLEN ITEMS, SUCH AS OCCULTIC PARAPHERNALIA OR EXHUMATION EQUIPMENT.
EPITAPHS SHOULD BE CARVED IN ENGLISH; IF NOT, THEY SHOULD STILL USE PROPER GRAMMAR AND CAPITALIZATION.
The Catholic cemeteries in St. Louis have a "No Firearms Allowed" rule posted, which isn't too far off from yours.
Signs, signs, everywhere signs, I say, "leave them dead people alone".
Hi Moni -- is it cold there, it's 19 here, killed everything, esp the fruit crops --
the Catholic cemetery in the picture once had a "no crosses on the graves" rule, but it seems to have gone away, only floral arrangements were allowed -- there is still a limit of two floral arrangements per grave but I think it's ignored
No Jim, it is not cold here. We are just 33 miles north of the Mexican border.
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