I have not been paying too much attention to all this...

But this is what I know:

Anna Nicole Smith, who was married to Howard K. Smith, who I thought was dead, died shortly after giving birth to a baby girl. She apparently died of being famous.

Their other son, Larry, whose main attribute seems to be a $200-haircut, wants custody of the baby since he probably realizes that Howard K. Smith is, you know, dead.

Meanwhile, Anna Nicole Smith's mother wanted to take Anna Nicole Smith's body to Texas to open something resembling Graceland. Memo to Anna Nicole Smith's mother, trust me, nothing could be as over the top as Graceland, not even in Texas.

Somehow all of these people, Howard K. Smith, his son haircut-boy, and Anna Nicole Smith's mother all ended up in the pilot episode of a Judge Judy spinoff starring some judge in Florida.

All of this is somehow involved with Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, who is a Polish prince, or a Polish count, or a Polish joke, I don't know which. Perhaps it's because, just like Anna Nicole Smith, no one has ever known exactly why Zsa Zsa Gabor is famous.