Medical Matters

Heterochromia -- having eyes of two different colors. Gracie Allen had one green eye and one blue eye, which is why she retired when TV went color. Dan Aykroyd has one blue eye and one brown eye. Jane Seymour has a green left eye and brown right eye.

Diphallasparatus -- a medical condition in which a male infant is born with two penes, usually one that works and one that don't. There is a guy in India, however, who has two that work, but he wants one removed. "Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the local newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying. (Reuters)

Delusional companions -- the belief that objects, such as my bathrobe, have feelings and experience emotions.